Tumblr (3.0; @pmayes)http://www.philipmayes.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43rz9bTiV1qd39tro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>He speaks the truth.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ourvaluedcustomers.tumblr.com/post/23164664135/to-his-friend">ourvaluedcustomers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>To his friend…</strong></p> </blockquote>http://www.philipmayes.com/post/23357262924http://www.philipmayes.com/post/23357262924Sun, 20 May 2012 02:29:31 +0930<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vLcvCH1h1qk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I want one to put in my ba’pantry</p>http://www.philipmayes.com/post/23350712234http://www.philipmayes.com/post/23350712234Sun, 20 May 2012 00:21:23 +0930<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/t0LSkX46dS4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Words fail me…</p>http://www.philipmayes.com/post/22107222342http://www.philipmayes.com/post/22107222342Mon, 30 Apr 2012 14:19:32 +0930<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ec_Frf_EAsg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Ah, propane. How I missed you.</p> <p>Also, check out the white truck about 30 seconds in. He really thinks hard about how much he wants that burger.</p>http://www.philipmayes.com/post/22049917232http://www.philipmayes.com/post/22049917232Mon, 30 Apr 2012 00:28:39 +0930<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/37120554" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>This guy stitched and edited all the scenes from Alfred Hitchcock’s Rear Window into a single continuous shot the follows the timeline of the movie. The result is insanely awesome.</p>http://www.philipmayes.com/post/21626489131http://www.philipmayes.com/post/21626489131Mon, 23 Apr 2012 12:38:03 +0930<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4HWHXMBDs5U?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Presented without comment.</p>http://www.philipmayes.com/post/21391791282http://www.philipmayes.com/post/21391791282Fri, 20 Apr 2012 05:03:11 +0930<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/39473645" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>This book got me so angry when I first read it. Sharks are dicks! Watching this brought back all those old feelings.</p>http://www.philipmayes.com/post/21374195928http://www.philipmayes.com/post/21374195928Thu, 19 Apr 2012 18:41:02 +0930<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m27tj2e7Fs1qd39tro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>He’s right, it is exhausting.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ourvaluedcustomers.tumblr.com/post/20777756246/after-his-friend-spent-almost-15-minutes">ourvaluedcustomers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>After his friend spent almost 15 minutes complaining about the new TOTAL RECALL movie…</strong></p> </blockquote>http://www.philipmayes.com/post/21371418170http://www.philipmayes.com/post/21371418170Thu, 19 Apr 2012 16:03:04 +0930<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2lzzbTyHr1qzkaizo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wha’ happened?</p>http://www.philipmayes.com/post/21257377226http://www.philipmayes.com/post/21257377226Tue, 17 Apr 2012 15:15:11 +0930<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WCNKahG1ksg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>:D</p>http://www.philipmayes.com/post/21155798563http://www.philipmayes.com/post/21155798563Mon, 16 Apr 2012 02:57:43 +0930<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FnF2ROKtdMY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This dude just got his horse pimped on Pimp My Horse. His little bro would have loved it. Peace.</p>http://www.philipmayes.com/post/20956973931http://www.philipmayes.com/post/20956973931Thu, 12 Apr 2012 18:39:32 +0930<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ReyIh9ZzlPY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I do love compilations like this! These saves are just stunning.</p> <p>What I don’t love is the soundtrack. You take the good with the bad, I guess.</p>http://www.philipmayes.com/post/20952630499http://www.philipmayes.com/post/20952630499Thu, 12 Apr 2012 15:20:18 +0930<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aHpDPuh8A2Q?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>The Oatmeal + Sarah Donner =  Bear-o-dactyl? It’s as awesome as it sounds.</p>http://www.philipmayes.com/post/20770652059http://www.philipmayes.com/post/20770652059Mon, 09 Apr 2012 18:40:15 +0930<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BS737iP9AzY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This is how you win. James Justice, all 5’9” of him, totally owns the NCAA slam dunk contest.</p> <p><strong>EDIT: </strong>I originally had him an inch taller. This makes me even sadder that I am 5 inches taller and can barely get off the couch let alone touch the rim :(</p>http://www.philipmayes.com/post/20767460629http://www.philipmayes.com/post/20767460629Mon, 09 Apr 2012 16:07:00 +0930<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qdQts9i6wdI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>oooookay…</p>http://www.philipmayes.com/post/20697529883http://www.philipmayes.com/post/20697529883Sun, 08 Apr 2012 14:20:28 +0930<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZwModZmOzDs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Project Glass powered by Microsoft Windows.</p>http://www.philipmayes.com/post/20643112820http://www.philipmayes.com/post/20643112820Sat, 07 Apr 2012 18:38:57 +0930<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LSOoAq9zbng?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Bret. Present. Jemaine. Present. Jay-Z. Present.</p>http://www.philipmayes.com/post/20637184493http://www.philipmayes.com/post/20637184493Sat, 07 Apr 2012 14:57:30 +0930<object width="400" height="239" id="embed" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://nhl.cdn.neulion.net/u/videocenter/embed.swf" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="flashVars" value="catid=-7&id=169589&server=http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/&pageurl=http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/&nlwa=http://app2.neulion.com/videocenter/nhl/" /><embed name="embed" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://nhl.cdn.neulion.net/u/videocenter/embed.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="239" quality="high" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="catid=-7&id=169589&server=http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/&pageurl=http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/&nlwa=http://app2.neulion.com/videocenter/nhl/"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Not bad for a 42-year old.</p>http://www.philipmayes.com/post/20401097295http://www.philipmayes.com/post/20401097295Tue, 03 Apr 2012 18:37:24 +0930<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gA-18LuLDEQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Get your ass to the theater. Also, Mars.</p>http://www.philipmayes.com/post/20397659339http://www.philipmayes.com/post/20397659339Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:48:40 +0930<a href="http://www.nomachetejuggling.com/2011/11/11/the-star-wars-saga-suggested-viewing-order/">The Star Wars Saga: Introducing the Machete Order</a>: <p>This guy really has thought it through. It almost makes me want to watch them all again. Almost.</p>http://www.philipmayes.com/post/19949686204http://www.philipmayes.com/post/19949686204Mon, 26 Mar 2012 21:54:37 +1030